My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds. *camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe* And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl? *pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt* That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred *yet another typical white boy walks on camera* he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends
We hit 1000 followers! I feel like that’s incredibly ridiculous, especially since this blog has been around for, like, eight months. Maybe that’s actually a slow growth rate, I don’t know, but it feels so fast!
So we’re going to do a follower appreciation contest. I’m sure you’ve seen these before, but this is my first time doing one, on this or any blog, so I’m really excited. Here’s how you enter:
Follow useless-vaticanfacts
Reblog this post by the end of the day on September 1 (Midnight, Central European Time)
That’s it. I’ll pick a winner at random from the valid entrants. But wait! What do you win?
One (1) brand new copy of the Vatican Cookbook!
One (1) 3D puzzle of St. Peter’s Basilica and St. Peter’s Square.
I wanted to include more prizes, but the really good stuff is too expensive for me to afford as prizes. :-( Maybe for 2000…
The winner will be contacted on Tumblr by Message (unless you don’t have messaging enabled, in which case we’ll try an Ask, or Fanmail if need be) so that we can get your address to send you your prize*. We’ll be paying for the prizes, shipping, and any other costs (though I don’t know why there’d be anything else).
*We won’t expect a response right away; we’ll give a couple of days for you to respond, and then select a new winner if necessary.
Since it’s already been asked: yes, you can absolutely enter if you don’t live in America. I’ll be buying the items from Amazon, and if for some reason I can’t ship them straight to you from the website, I’ll ship them to myself and then repackage them to mail internationally. Your location will not disqualify you. I will find a way to get the prize to you.
